my parents have a fucking vibrator. And a couple years ago I found a gagball and a fake, jelly vagina. What the fuck guys.

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he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time


not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

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Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*
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good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

my heart just melted


i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

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Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.
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I just had weirdest and probably scariest fucking dream jesus christ what the fuck was that

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do i like him or am i just lonely

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I miss my best friend so much

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