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I miss you but you a cockroach so w/e

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If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 
September 29th , 109,762 notes

Ducklings have great brakes.
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."
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My Golden Retriever after a bath
September 29th , 5,299 notes

what the fuck is ello

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did you know that I don’t give a hoot
September 27th , 186,785 notes

today at work these two guys came in (one was super skinny and looked indian maybe and the other was super tall, kinda buff and white) and I was a few feet away doing something else and I saw them staring at me and after they left, one of my co-workers comes up and tells me they said I was cute and had a doll face and when he told them I had a boyfriend, the white one was like “that doesn’t change anything” I’m so fucking flattered rn

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