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I miss you but you a cockroach so w/e

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unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 
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unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.
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So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."
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awwww-cute:

My Golden Retriever after a bath
September 29th , 5,299 notes

what the fuck is ello

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September 27th , 3 notes
did you know that I don’t give a hoot
September 27th , 186,785 notes

today at work these two guys came in (one was super skinny and looked indian maybe and the other was super tall, kinda buff and white) and I was a few feet away doing something else and I saw them staring at me and after they left, one of my co-workers comes up and tells me they said I was cute and had a doll face and when he told them I had a boyfriend, the white one was like “that doesn’t change anything” I’m so fucking flattered rn

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